
being a HUGE m.i.a fan i was happy for her that she had a baby boy (well, as happy as i can be- which is not much as hate kids) but, a few weeks ago i posted a post about how shite the new collection from henry holland was. now this photo above is one of his pieces from said collection. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DOING ON A HEAVILY PREGNANT WOMAN????!!!!! agyness deyn also wore the piece (well, she is mr hollands BFF) and it looked awful. i stress that it is not the person. its the dress. its rotten. who in their right mind thought this one up? said it before and will say it again. mr holland. sort it out love!
a more serious topic.
the beating of rhianna (was it last week??) by chris brown. i've ranted about this before. but that was before i saw the above photo which was taken by police when they arrested chris brown for the assault. that poor girl. i can't imagine what it must be like. how someone who is suppose to love you can do that much damage to a person. i mean he bit her arms and legs. thats sick. i hope, i really hope that his career never recovers. (his music is terrible anyway) but i like rhianna. good haircut, lovely clothes, easy on the eye. music a bit crap but if your having a girly getting ready to go out session its a laugh. but this photo is awful. he beat her so badly she doesn't even look like herself. she has actual lumps on her forehead. who does that? i was impressed by how many people have turned their back on him since. good. i hope jay z beats the shit out of him like he threatened. or at least sit on him. jayz is a big lad. very big lad.
GO JAY Z GO! FLY MY PRETTY!!!! ok. thats enough caffeine for me today.
decided today as i was bored to make a list of things unattractive in man. since i got a little bit wasted last night and tried to think of them on my own :
1- NOT TEXTING : is shite. i hate men that can't text. you might not have anything interesting to say but it's nice to hear from you. it drives me crazy and really puts me off someone. fastest way to wind me up. fact.
2 - BAD FASHION SENSE : god. i really hate when men wear the most god awful clothes. its really deeply unattractive. it's like, ok, i know your mum is prob shopping for you but seriously is it too much to ask that you don't wear red shoes with lime green pants with a checked shirt?
3 - BAD SMELLS : i wont go too in depth here but god is it bad. when its bad. its really bad. a subsection of this includes farting, burping or any other kind of weird disgusting smelly carry on in my presence. its not big and it's not clever. sort it out!!!!!
4 - BAD MUSIC TASTE : oh no. i can't take anyone seriously who says they have a back collection of girl's aloud (well, in fairness, i'm the wrong gender to be hit on by men who have a girls aloud cd collection) or worse then that, the other crap artists such as britney or sugababes. i like a man who likes bob dylan, the rolling stones, sex pistols, modest mouse, justice, simian mobile disco. come on!
5 - SHITE BAD HAIR : using too much or not enough product, letting curly hair grow (never), cutting off long hair, grow one massive dreadlock.
actually on the dreadlock front : i have a weakness for men with dreads. i just for some reason go weak at the knees. mmmm....possibilty of headlice.....mmm....you can't imagine what does to a girl......(sarcastic)

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