Q. Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A. Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q. What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting in their garden and thinking?
A. A Medi-tater.
Q. What do you say to an angry 300 pound baked potato?
A. Nothing, just butter him up.
Q. What do you call a helpful potato?
A. A facili-tater.
"Tee hee," laughed Mr Potato Head.
(He didn't laugh for very long!)
We had meat and potato pie for tea today with mange tout and beetroot from the garden.
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