QotD: 20-ft. Flying Predator Edition...

NJT asks how anybody could be in favor of gun control during an invasion of face-eating monkeys:

Super intelligent monkeys at war with us Humans?  I'd think that would be a better argument for universal rifle ownership AND mandatory training.  

They'd be teaching basic marksmanship and small unit tactics by fifth grade Fizz Ed.

Remember: Nothing says "Bad monkey! Don't eat my face!" like a rifle bullet or five.
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